Today was filled with such darkness. First, I snorted some Kool Aid powder cause I'm too dark for real drugs. It was grape. I wanted cherry!!!! I told my mom to buy cherry! It's the dark kind!!! Like omg I hate her! She never supports my darkness. So yeah, after I did that super rebel dark thing, I took the bus to the dollar store. I bought this super dark dog collar. I'm wearing it right now. Fuck, I'm so god damn dark. I'm eating a dark chocolate Kit-Kat. Dark is the only thing for me. It totally tickles my fancy. I'm listening to some hardcore dark music right now. Dancing Queen, by ABBA. It's so dark. I love dark things. Dark is soo me. I can't beleive that band calls themselves "The Darkness". The Darkness my ass! I'm THE DARKNESS YOU STUPID POSUERS!!! But the lead singer chick is hot. I had a wet dream about her the other night. In it, I was walking down this dark, dark alley way. Then I looked up and there was this purple lazer lightning thing and in the dark sky appeared an evil clown balloon. Then this girl dropped down from it. It was the hot lead singer from The Darkness. I immediatly got this massive dark boner and I grabbed her and undressed her from her tight sequin jumpsuit. I then fucked her like dark madness!! It was bomb. It was the bed cleaning day that morning though, and my mom woke me up and she was horrifyed. I was completely drenched in my own dark juices. She said she never saw that much jizz before in her life. So she took me to the stupid doctor! Geezes fuck! He shoved this q-tip up my dark love muscle. Fuck it hurt so bad, I enjoyed it cause I'm so dark. The doctor gave me these pills. I'm so dark, I take pills. My mom says I have to goto bed now! FUCK! I don't want to go to bed! The dark nighttime is my time to reign! No one understands me! FUCK@!!!

P.S. I'm so lonely and horny, I want a girlfriend!!!